Ever Cracked A Joke?

[9997]

now dont go on google and look up "funny jokes" or "yo mama jokes". they're so last year (just a few more days till i can truly say so). try and make your post funny and original. I'll start.

So once i went to school on my camel, and like the other students were like talking about what their dads drove them to school in or what sports cars their moms owned. So it was my turn to share my story, so i said.

"My dad drives a 2002 Arabian Camel, fully modfied and loaded. It's very fuel efficient and can last weeks on just a little water. Has 0.7 horse power and can go about 40 kmph."

so when they didnt believe me, i showed them my camel parked outside.

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/parked-camel.jpg

and they all said this together.

"We envy You."

Just so you know, this wasnt a funny story at all, just thought i'd build up more spam in the forums for my pleasure and make you guys waste a bit of your lives reading pointless text. D:

[Pkcore]

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/parked-camel.jpg

Nice camel.

[Shadow of Suicune]

Note: People under 13 should probably not read this. :X

Q:What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 hoes.

[Xynic]

Note: People under 13 should probably not read this. :X

Q:What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 hoes.

Lol, that was good D:

[agent2o7]

Note: People under 13 should probably not read this. :X

Q:What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 hoes.

lol,one of the best jokes I have heard yet xD

[9997]

Poor Tiger D:

and pkcore, thank you. He's a bit rusty, i plan on buying a 2010 UltraSuperCoolAmazing Camel from Siberia. Once i peel enough potatoes to afford it that is.

[Shadow]

The game. you'z lost its.

[war of time]

The game. you'z lost its.

We won it infinite times already. Sorry, you're 4 years late.

[Shadow]

Fufufufufufufu.....

[9997]

can i finish the word for you? :)

fufufufufufufufullllll of pie. there, hope you're happy. i said the bad words for you.

[war of time]

3.1415!

[Jefff]

We won it infinite times already. Sorry, you're 4 years late.

The trick is to make up your own game, called "the game", that you win every time you see somebody lose the game.

[Ichigo Uzumaki]

now dont go on google and look up "funny jokes" or "yo mama jokes". they're so last year (just a few more days till i can truly say so). try and make your post funny and original. I'll start.

So once i went to school on my camel, and like the other students were like talking about what their dads drove them to school in or what sports cars their moms owned. So it was my turn to share my story, so i said.

"My dad drives a 2002 Arabian Camel, fully modfied and loaded. It's very fuel efficient and can last weeks on just a little water. Has 0.7 horse power and can go about 40 kmph."

so when they didnt believe me, i showed them my camel parked outside.

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/parked-camel.jpg

and they all said this together.

"We envy You."

Just so you know, this wasnt a funny story at all, just thought i'd build up more spam in the forums for my pleasure and make you guys waste a bit of your lives reading pointless text. D:

Just know that just because f00sh said you were funny that you shouldn't let it get it your head. Ego's will foul you up.

[9997]

f00sh said i was funny? i don't think so :( i just used f00sh in my jokes.
and actually, i havent really had a good laugh in ages so like these past 3 days, im using up all my sugar online.

[Reefat]

Thanks for wasting my time :D I'm even closer to getting a job and makin 8000 bucks a month!

[9997]

Thanks for wasting my time :D I'm even closer to getting a job and makin 8000 bucks a month!

can ya buy me a new camel then? pweez.. :roll:

[Jawa]

Note: People under 13 should probably not read this. :X

Q:What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 hoes.
Yeah, I heard that one. :)
Just know that just because f00sh said you were funny that you shouldn't let it get it your head. Ego's will foul you up.
I think it was LooN.

[Naruke]

Chuck Norris jokes are funny right?
(they are lame but they are funny in my opinion)

Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass at night.

[abhiraj005]

Chuck Norris jokes are funny right?
(they are lame but they are funny in my opinion)

Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Nope. Not funny.

[9997]

Nope. Not funny.

it is funny. now laugh. :lol:

[Verb]

Note: People under 13 should probably not read this. :X

Q:What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 hoes.
Too late

[h83r]

Jokes in general are overrated.