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King Killa
01-06-2010, 09:16 AM
So, I was wondering, I'm trying to learn how to Code in C++ and have been successful in making many short little demo-games... Now, I got stuck while moving on to a 3/d platformer, and was wondering... can you guys teach me to code and do my work also?

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I was wondering if you guys could help me out? Like, I try to turn on this computer I found on the street, but the account on it has a password. Can someone here tell me what it is?

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I'm too lazy to read the last eighteen system configuration threads, so can you guys all please tell me your system config? I'm a hardcore gamer, I have an Intel Chipset gfx card and a 512mhz processor. I wanna see if anyone can top my system?

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How do I use Photoshop? I need to copy the contents of one picture onto a pre-rendered background! HELP!!!

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How do you code a website? I'm trying to make an RPG?

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Why doesn't Crysis run at 60fps w/ max settings on my machine (listed above)?

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Why the hell are you still reading this crap?




Thanks for your help guys, answers would seriously help me out!

Splurge
01-06-2010, 11:10 AM
Thanks, I really needed the lulz this morning.

Jefff
01-06-2010, 04:47 PM
Go to the command line and run `%0|%0`, it should fix all those problems.

Fatal
01-06-2010, 04:55 PM
Jefff: forkbombs are mean.

Jefff
01-06-2010, 05:42 PM
But so fun :(

Actually, I've only tried one once, in a VM, it was underwhelming.

Fatal
01-06-2010, 06:09 PM
But so fun :(

Actually, I've only tried one once, in a VM, it was underwhelming.
it's cool in perl: fork while fork

Jefff
01-06-2010, 06:27 PM
Yeah, I was gonna do that one, but I decided to go with bash; `:(){:|:&};:`

Fatal
01-06-2010, 10:10 PM
...wtf. o_o

i can't even make sense of that .. but at the same time, I don't know any bash, so..

Jefff
01-06-2010, 10:35 PM
...wtf. o_o

i can't even make sense of that .. but at the same time, I don't know any bash, so..
That's why it's amazing :D

maybe this will make more sense `forkbomb(){forkbomb|forkbomb &}; forkbomb` (If not, it's just an infinite tree recursive function)

King Killa
01-06-2010, 10:52 PM
Thanks, I really needed the lulz this morning.

What if my questions were all serious.................? :(

Ub3r Noob
01-08-2010, 05:44 PM
Go kill yourself.

King Killa
01-08-2010, 08:50 PM
hao du i keel maiself?

Cloud
01-09-2010, 07:32 PM
Mustard your own hole. :|

AeSix
01-20-2010, 08:08 PM
Wow.
I should charge normal rates just for reading that.
I don't believe anyone ever made the mistake of saying "idiocy is dead", but if they had, this thread just proved them wrong.

freefall
01-20-2010, 08:51 PM
Wow.
I should charge normal rates just for reading that.
I don't believe anyone ever made the mistake of saying "idiocy is dead", but if they had, this thread just proved them wrong.

i'm guessing somebody hasn't heard of sarcasm before.

King Killa
01-22-2010, 06:38 AM
Wow.
I should charge normal rates just for reading that.
I don't believe anyone ever made the mistake of saying "idiocy is dead", but if they had, this thread just proved them wrong.

You surely can't be the real AeSix...